Where things are said in my head and then transformed into words through the power of a keyboard. And an internet connection. And fingers. And too much free time. Enjoy!
"Try and have fun at whatever you do in life. And, don't forget to smile." - a quote from a site dedicated to Rick 'The Temp' Campanelli.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
HERE I AM - THIS IS NOW - WOW
Well, I'm back. I figured what better time to get back into bloggin' than right now - while I sit alone on my first full day awake as a thirty year old in an empty Wallaceburg hotel room. Aahh! Perfect blogging conditions. The first day of the Stanley Cup Play-offs. A beautiful mid April afternoon. At the Oaks Inn, on Katie's little laptop in an out-dated, but comfy late 70's hotel room. A lot has happened since we last spoke. Or typed. Or exchanged on-line correspondences. Whatever. I've been very busy but doing nothing at all. How is that possible you ask? Well, hold your breath because I will answer you now. Before I give you a nice little list of my prior month's activities, let us stay in the present. In Wallaceburg. At first glance Wah-burg (as I and no one else like to call it) looks like your average, everyday, run-of-the-mill South western Ontario farming town. But it is anything but and more. Or less? There are many more natives (or is it aboriginals, or Indians?), large tractors hogging the road, mohawks, road-engulfing smoke and road-side smokes (the last three perhaps b/c of the 'burg's proximity to Walpole Island?). The beer store never closes and neither the bus nor train come through. What a place. And the Oaks Inn is even better. The room is outfitted with late 70's -> early 80's beige and yellow everything, such as: dressers with digital clock radios/kleenex & toilet paper dispensers built into them, stoves built into mini fridges built into sinks. And for some reason there is the bottom half of a blender sitting on the night table beside the bed. You never know when you're going to want to make a smoothie but aren't able to. Talk about options. Wow. And that's not all. The television is actually sitting on a swivelled television stand. Awesome. Totally. The salt-water pool and sauna area are magical, though the sauna isn't hot enough. For a guy who can sweat profusely in a cooler packed solid with frozen meat - I need more heat. Moving on. The hotel pub is amazing. Simply. Complete with salad bar, Kent County's first ever big screen TV and thirty year old stained pennants tacked to wooden panel walls. Needless to say, I felt quite at home there. And the two dollar pints and friendly bartender didn't hurt either. Now it is list time. In the past two weeks since I have last bloginated I have: Moved back to 96 Lansdowne Ave. (the third and last time says the for sale sign on the front lawn), applied for and went to my first 'real' interview related to my degree, wrote my last exam (hence the communications studies-like 'view), and last essay. That is all for now. Catch me soon for some more semi-sort-of-up-to-date entries on my life as a person. Bye.
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THE 1 THING I LEARNED TODAY
If you ride your bike in 4 completely different directions. You can tell exactly which way the wind is blowing. That is, if you're fairly good with directions.
TOP 7 BEST THINGS ABOUT CAMPING (in my opinion)
- 1. Picking A Site (if there are any good ones left or any at all)
- 2. Sleeping outside yet still really sleeping inside
- 3. Smoke/Trees/Coolers Mosquitoes/Flashlights/Folding Chairs/Hot Dogs/Sand/Stars Sweatshirts/Swimming/Fried Fish/Air Mattresses/Good times
- 4. Sitting at a picnic table, eating chips while reading a good book with a beer in hand, a fire being lit and a good nights sleep on the way.
- 5. Drinking light beer all day so you don't have to stop drinking at all.
- 6. The Drive There
- 7. Going for a short walk around the campground with your g/f as smoke, laughter and song fill the air
32:2 The Joy of Forgiveness & Blacker Yet
GRETZKY AGE 16 # 9
"If opinions upon any of these matters had been chalked on the pavement, nobody would have stopped to read them. The nonchalance of the hurrying feet would have rubbed them out in half an hour" - Virginia Woolf, on important things.
TOP 7 FAVOURITE THINGS I PREFER TO DO WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY TIME
- Write, record and then listen to a cool new song that I hope my friends and Mom will say they like
- Turn on the radio, and watch television, but mute the volume
- Ask the cat if he has any solid advice about mutual funds, or life in general
- Call an equally bored friend in hopes of doing something fun together for as much time as possible or until one has to leave or doesn't want to hang out anymore
- Wash the dishes. However, if there are not any dirty dishes, put the clean ones away. If there are no clean dishes to put away, make some dinner --- using the clean dishes you just put away
- Go for long, extended, non-thought provoking bike rides down unfamiliar streets (only if the weather is comfortable)
- Stroke my beard
Top 8 things that i've seen quite a few times but am still taken aback every time it happens
- Someone saying something weird, thus making the situation awkward (myself included here)
- An aggressive strike
- An extra large poo (Gross but True) Dun dunt dunt dunt dunna nunna nunna (repeated)
- Random Acts of Senseless Violence
- An awesome double play/and or catch or an insane alley-oop or an amazing hockey save/and or goal or a crazy touchdown catch
- Police Action
- Nature/and or epic nature films
- A celebrity death
You will never see a skater kid smoking cigarettes, but you will see him drinking Arizona Iced Tea in ill fitting jeans.
"If the forecast calls for rain, and you still decide to fix your roof, maybe you should consider re-scheduling - or work faster."
Top 1 thing I prefer to do in the rain
- Staying Indoors
51.5 Degrees of Jason Primeau
- Connection of Miscellaneous Words and Things
- Connect Four
- The Four Tops
- The Final Four
- The Fab Four
- Liverpool
- London
- The Thames River
- Rivers Cuomo
- Joan Rivers
- Obnoxious orange cat
- Garfield
- Garfunkel
- Art
- A mural
- Intramural Sports
- Extra curricular activity
- Face Wash
- Car Wash
- Washing Vegetables
- Cabbage
- Cabbage Rolls
- Chicken Balls
- The Chinese Language
- Don't understand it
- The economy
- A huge dissapointment
- Dontrell Willis
- Bruce Willis
- Bruce Peninsula
- Iberian Peninsula
- Kingdom of Spain
- Cocker Spaniel
- Joe and Dog
- Humans and Animals
- Sitting /standing up/or walking
- My position
- Windsor
- Has an OHL team
- Does not have an OHL team
- North Bay
- Joe Maksoud
- Billy Joel
- Uptown Girl
- Downtown Restaurant
- Bubi's
- Bubi's Sauce
- Tomato Sauce
- Primo's
- Keith Primeau
- Jason Primeau's cousin
- Jason Primeau
"In baseball you gotta grow up fast." - Tommy Lasorda on why you can win with a young team.
"If you wanna win the World Series you gotta play for the name on the front of the jersey, not the one on the back. " - TL
"If you wanna win the World Series you gotta play for the name on the front of the jersey, not the one on the back. " - TL
Top 5 things I prefer doing while sitting
- Unnecessarily honking car horns from the passenger seat
- Drinking a coffee while reading a book about my favourite things in a well lit room with my favourite friends
- Watching a good movie, but not a long movie (because then my back gets stiff)
- Cruising aimlessly and without time constraints in the county
- Going #2
Top 5 things I prefer not doing while standing
- Going #2
- Getting Punched in the stomach
- Walking outside in the cold while holding an object that is blocking my line of sight
- Sleeping
- Running semi- far distances for semi-very long
"If your cat goes outside, it is convenient because it will poo outside. But if your cat's litter box is in the bathroom, it is convenient because you can flush the poo down the toilet."
"You will never see a Chinese man in public with his shirt off. But if you cough in public near a Chinese man, he will cover his mouth."
Post again!!! It's been too long... give us more!!!!!
ReplyDeletep.s. that was my blender under the night table... you never know when you might want to make a smoothie in the middle of the night