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Saturday, October 3, 2009

C'MON NOW! (The Fade Out Remix)


The Tigers are tied with the Twins with one game left. No team in the history of the game has blown a three game lead with four to play. Colossal Collapse. Devastating Defeat. Precarious Play. This could be the year history comes back to Detroit, again for all the wrong reasons. (eg. Riots of '67, Kwayme in '07, 119 loses in '03, and 0-16 last year, etc.) And the Tigers have been in first since May, until today that is. All year, Coach Leyland has refused to pitch his starters on short rest (less than 5 days), as he says he is looking "past this year." Just this year? What the fuck does that mean? When you've led the division for five months and in the most crucial game of the year you throw in Alfredo fucking Figero instead of your Ace (Verlander)on three days rest because you 're thinking of "past this year?" Awww, how considerate of you Jim. You should be worried about next year, because your career in Detroit might come to a sudden halt - again. Your team can't hit, your bullpen can't pitch and tonight, Figero gave you a solid 1 and 2/3 innings. Good performance in a pressure filled situation from an inexperienced 25 year old. Jack Morris in 1980 at the age of twenty five, threw 250 innings and completed 11 games. He went on to play 18 seasons in the majors, record 254 wins, almost 25 hundred strikeouts, was a four time World Series Champion and 1981 AL TSN pitcher of the year. Congratulations Jack! And congratulations Jimmy! Verlander is 26 years old and he's thrown 232 innings this year. Illich didn't spend millions just for the fans, contrary to what Sports Illustrated says. He wants to win too, and if it seems like you're not giving the team the best chance they have to win - his money will go elsewhere. As in not in your pocket. Someone on the radio mentioned that Bobby Valentine is on his way back from Japan, and looking for work. Hey Coach! Play the best you got. 'Cause that's all you got. You've been doing better than you should have all year, in a weak division, with little production and stayed mostly afloat until now. Why now, at the most inopportune of times do you go with the most unsafe, safest move in history? Figero for Verlander? Two wins versus 18? Unheard of nobody instead of a heard of somebody? A sub for your Ace? In 1972, 25 year old Nolan Ryan, then of the California Angels, threw 284 innings and won 19 games. He went on to throw 326 and 332 innings, respectively, the next two years. He ended his 27 year career at age 46 after throwing 5386 innings, 5714 strikeouts with 324 wins. When he was 43 he struck out 203 batters. And beat up Robin Ventura. In 1986, Roger Clemens, at a mere 24 years old threw 254 innings, went 24-4, won a Cy Young, MVP and went to the World Series. Though a career marred by steroids, infidelity and "misremembering" the "Rocket" had even more memorable moments - like 354 wins and 118 complete games. The Nolan Ryan "Express" had 222 complete games. Morris, 125. Times sure have changed. Back in the day of the real 'starter,' strict pitch counts and middle relief didn't exist - men finished what they started. Vaseline, mustaches, whiskey and chew. The traits of a real man. Today's seven inning + 100 pitches = pull + set up man then closer formula for pussies would have seemed pretty complicated and unnecessary to say, a Phil Niekro, Tom Seaver, Gaylord Perry, or the mecca of the most innings pitched and all things pitching - the award himself, Cy Young (7354). If a pitcher throws ten complete games a year his coach is deemed a reckless, no-feeling brute endangering his prized possession for a chance to win. WIN? Yes, WIN! That's why they play, that's why their paid, and that's why they should pitch when the entire season's on the line. The current emphasis placed on the well being of the 'starter' in today's game has gotten about as far away from the original one as possible. Yes, all the aforementioned greats were All-Star's and Champs and were just that - great. But isn't Verlander supposed to be just that as well - great? And sure, there are astronomical amount's of money involved in each and every sacred arm, but then again - they are getting paid (a lot), so they have to play (when most needed). And produce and recoup their worth in playoff baseball (or the entire season will be a waste).

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THE 1 THING I LEARNED TODAY

If you ride your bike in 4 completely different directions. You can tell exactly which way the wind is blowing. That is, if you're fairly good with directions.

TOP 7 BEST THINGS ABOUT CAMPING (in my opinion)

  • 1. Picking A Site (if there are any good ones left or any at all)
  • 2. Sleeping outside yet still really sleeping inside
  • 3. Smoke/Trees/Coolers Mosquitoes/Flashlights/Folding Chairs/Hot Dogs/Sand/Stars Sweatshirts/Swimming/Fried Fish/Air Mattresses/Good times
  • 4. Sitting at a picnic table, eating chips while reading a good book with a beer in hand, a fire being lit and a good nights sleep on the way.
  • 5. Drinking light beer all day so you don't have to stop drinking at all.
  • 6. The Drive There
  • 7. Going for a short walk around the campground with your g/f as smoke, laughter and song fill the air

32:2 The Joy of Forgiveness & Blacker Yet


GRETZKY AGE 16 # 9

"If opinions upon any of these matters had been chalked on the pavement, nobody would have stopped to read them. The nonchalance of the hurrying feet would have rubbed them out in half an hour" - Virginia Woolf, on important things.

TOP 7 FAVOURITE THINGS I PREFER TO DO WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY TIME

  • Write, record and then listen to a cool new song that I hope my friends and Mom will say they like
  • Turn on the radio, and watch television, but mute the volume
  • Ask the cat if he has any solid advice about mutual funds, or life in general
  • Call an equally bored friend in hopes of doing something fun together for as much time as possible or until one has to leave or doesn't want to hang out anymore
  • Wash the dishes. However, if there are not any dirty dishes, put the clean ones away. If there are no clean dishes to put away, make some dinner --- using the clean dishes you just put away
  • Go for long, extended, non-thought provoking bike rides down unfamiliar streets (only if the weather is comfortable)
  • Stroke my beard

Top 8 things that i've seen quite a few times but am still taken aback every time it happens

  • Someone saying something weird, thus making the situation awkward (myself included here)
  • An aggressive strike
  • An extra large poo (Gross but True) Dun dunt dunt dunt dunna nunna nunna (repeated)
  • Random Acts of Senseless Violence
  • An awesome double play/and or catch or an insane alley-oop or an amazing hockey save/and or goal or a crazy touchdown catch
  • Police Action
  • Nature/and or epic nature films
  • A celebrity death
You will never see a skater kid smoking cigarettes, but you will see him drinking Arizona Iced Tea in ill fitting jeans.
"If the forecast calls for rain, and you still decide to fix your roof, maybe you should consider re-scheduling - or work faster."

Top 1 thing I prefer to do in the rain

  • Staying Indoors

51.5 Degrees of Jason Primeau

  • Connection of Miscellaneous Words and Things
  • Connect Four
  • The Four Tops
  • The Final Four
  • The Fab Four
  • Liverpool
  • London
  • The Thames River
  • Rivers Cuomo
  • Joan Rivers
  • Obnoxious orange cat
  • Garfield
  • Garfunkel
  • Art
  • A mural
  • Intramural Sports
  • Extra curricular activity
  • Face Wash
  • Car Wash
  • Washing Vegetables
  • Cabbage
  • Cabbage Rolls
  • Chicken Balls
  • The Chinese Language
  • Don't understand it
  • The economy
  • A huge dissapointment
  • Dontrell Willis
  • Bruce Willis
  • Bruce Peninsula
  • Iberian Peninsula
  • Kingdom of Spain
  • Cocker Spaniel
  • Joe and Dog
  • Humans and Animals
  • Sitting /standing up/or walking
  • My position
  • Windsor
  • Has an OHL team
  • Does not have an OHL team
  • North Bay
  • Joe Maksoud
  • Billy Joel
  • Uptown Girl
  • Downtown Restaurant
  • Bubi's
  • Bubi's Sauce
  • Tomato Sauce
  • Primo's
  • Keith Primeau
  • Jason Primeau's cousin
  • Jason Primeau
"In baseball you gotta grow up fast." - Tommy Lasorda on why you can win with a young team.

"If you wanna win the World Series you gotta play for the name on the front of the jersey, not the one on the back. " - TL

Top 5 things I prefer doing while sitting

  • Unnecessarily honking car horns from the passenger seat
  • Drinking a coffee while reading a book about my favourite things in a well lit room with my favourite friends
  • Watching a good movie, but not a long movie (because then my back gets stiff)
  • Cruising aimlessly and without time constraints in the county
  • Going #2

Top 5 things I prefer not doing while standing

  • Going #2
  • Getting Punched in the stomach
  • Walking outside in the cold while holding an object that is blocking my line of sight
  • Sleeping
  • Running semi- far distances for semi-very long
"If your cat goes outside, it is convenient because it will poo outside. But if your cat's litter box is in the bathroom, it is convenient because you can flush the poo down the toilet."

"You will never see a Chinese man in public with his shirt off. But if you cough in public near a Chinese man, he will cover his mouth."