"Try and have fun at whatever you do in life. And, don't forget to smile." - a quote from a site dedicated to Rick 'The Temp' Campanelli.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

POST # 100! ALRIGHT!

#100!!!!! Holy cow, mackinac, shit, and smokes...I made it. Not everyone thought I would, but I did. 100 insightful, silly, stupid, non-sensical, humourous, maybe mean, probably dumb but for sure from me - blogs. From baseball to insomnia, infectious colds to pedestrian stranger walker-bys, we made it together and together we shall make it more. Even though at the time of this here production I have spun out more blogs (100) than visitors to this site (97), I will continue to do this semi-daily blog type blog like thing, b/c, not only is it "cathartic" like Katie's Indian friend said, but I like doing it and have time to do it, so why the heck not do it? You dig? Where else can I publish my on-line rantings and ravings about the people standing in line in front of me at the bank? Or make fun of Jeff concerning his super serious squash skills? Where can I give my take on the mess that is Hollywood or create lists and polls that amuse me and few others? No where else, that is where. Here is where I can do whatever kpw wants - b/c it is his world - just look up and read the title of this here blog type blog like thing. Anywho, so, number 100 coincided well with another one of my annoying ass colds. Since before Christmas I've been constantly blowing holes through kleenex and swallowing razor blades - and I can't seem to shake it. Hmmm. I guess my consistently low immunity makes sense, since I eat massive amounts of vegetables, take daily vitamins and fish oil pills, get enough sleep (usually) and exercise. Maybe I should take up a strict fast food diet, live in filth and never wear a coat or wash my hands. That should do it. Bless you all, my faithful readers, and may the next 100 be as amazing as the first 100 were - and perhaps more profitable and less sickly.

1 comment:

  1. Yay! 100 blog entries... I knew you could do it :) I have thoroughly enjoyed reading your bizarre, yet conventional stories about your life. Your blog slightly reminds me of the cleverly crafted Seinfeld, stories about nothing really, but full of comical and appealing characters and chronicles... I've actually gained some insight from KPWs World... like I've said before, you really should just sit on top of a mountain, and give sound advice to random strangers about life's mysteries and predicaments... thanks for the great reads!

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If you ride your bike in 4 completely different directions. You can tell exactly which way the wind is blowing. That is, if you're fairly good with directions.

TOP 7 BEST THINGS ABOUT CAMPING (in my opinion)

  • 1. Picking A Site (if there are any good ones left or any at all)
  • 2. Sleeping outside yet still really sleeping inside
  • 3. Smoke/Trees/Coolers Mosquitoes/Flashlights/Folding Chairs/Hot Dogs/Sand/Stars Sweatshirts/Swimming/Fried Fish/Air Mattresses/Good times
  • 4. Sitting at a picnic table, eating chips while reading a good book with a beer in hand, a fire being lit and a good nights sleep on the way.
  • 5. Drinking light beer all day so you don't have to stop drinking at all.
  • 6. The Drive There
  • 7. Going for a short walk around the campground with your g/f as smoke, laughter and song fill the air

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"If opinions upon any of these matters had been chalked on the pavement, nobody would have stopped to read them. The nonchalance of the hurrying feet would have rubbed them out in half an hour" - Virginia Woolf, on important things.

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  • Write, record and then listen to a cool new song that I hope my friends and Mom will say they like
  • Turn on the radio, and watch television, but mute the volume
  • Ask the cat if he has any solid advice about mutual funds, or life in general
  • Call an equally bored friend in hopes of doing something fun together for as much time as possible or until one has to leave or doesn't want to hang out anymore
  • Wash the dishes. However, if there are not any dirty dishes, put the clean ones away. If there are no clean dishes to put away, make some dinner --- using the clean dishes you just put away
  • Go for long, extended, non-thought provoking bike rides down unfamiliar streets (only if the weather is comfortable)
  • Stroke my beard

Top 8 things that i've seen quite a few times but am still taken aback every time it happens

  • Someone saying something weird, thus making the situation awkward (myself included here)
  • An aggressive strike
  • An extra large poo (Gross but True) Dun dunt dunt dunt dunna nunna nunna (repeated)
  • Random Acts of Senseless Violence
  • An awesome double play/and or catch or an insane alley-oop or an amazing hockey save/and or goal or a crazy touchdown catch
  • Police Action
  • Nature/and or epic nature films
  • A celebrity death
You will never see a skater kid smoking cigarettes, but you will see him drinking Arizona Iced Tea in ill fitting jeans.
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Top 1 thing I prefer to do in the rain

  • Staying Indoors

51.5 Degrees of Jason Primeau

  • Connection of Miscellaneous Words and Things
  • Connect Four
  • The Four Tops
  • The Final Four
  • The Fab Four
  • Liverpool
  • London
  • The Thames River
  • Rivers Cuomo
  • Joan Rivers
  • Obnoxious orange cat
  • Garfield
  • Garfunkel
  • Art
  • A mural
  • Intramural Sports
  • Extra curricular activity
  • Face Wash
  • Car Wash
  • Washing Vegetables
  • Cabbage
  • Cabbage Rolls
  • Chicken Balls
  • The Chinese Language
  • Don't understand it
  • The economy
  • A huge dissapointment
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  • Bruce Willis
  • Bruce Peninsula
  • Iberian Peninsula
  • Kingdom of Spain
  • Cocker Spaniel
  • Joe and Dog
  • Humans and Animals
  • Sitting /standing up/or walking
  • My position
  • Windsor
  • Has an OHL team
  • Does not have an OHL team
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  • Joe Maksoud
  • Billy Joel
  • Uptown Girl
  • Downtown Restaurant
  • Bubi's
  • Bubi's Sauce
  • Tomato Sauce
  • Primo's
  • Keith Primeau
  • Jason Primeau's cousin
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Top 5 things I prefer doing while sitting

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  • Watching a good movie, but not a long movie (because then my back gets stiff)
  • Cruising aimlessly and without time constraints in the county
  • Going #2

Top 5 things I prefer not doing while standing

  • Going #2
  • Getting Punched in the stomach
  • Walking outside in the cold while holding an object that is blocking my line of sight
  • Sleeping
  • Running semi- far distances for semi-very long
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