"Try and have fun at whatever you do in life. And, don't forget to smile." - a quote from a site dedicated to Rick 'The Temp' Campanelli.

Friday, January 1, 2010

VOILA LIPS

Good times, better friends and fam, tasty food, killer tunes, exciting games, plenty of drink, one very tall Christmas tree, and the happy wishing in of a new year in a beautiful house on a lake. What else could a balding, 29 year old and unemployed, almost university graduate ask for on New Year's Eve? More hockey skill? Better understanding of the world around him? A million dollars? Sure, but can a million big ones buy stupid jokes, happy thoughts and tacky but humourous semi-casual second hand leisure suits? Okay, maybe the latter yes, but the formers - no. Well, maybe you can buy jokes from a phone service - but the delivery will surely be terrible and the joke itself not even funny. The best jokes come out of mid air, in flight, by accident on purpose at the best of times, without even thinking like it was planned but not. Of course, we all know that loads of money, or major moolah as I like to call it, buys people nice things: big houses, shiny cars, exquisite entrees, high-class call-girls, white rugs, deadly habits, ice rinks in basements, multiples of multiples, free-time forever, a personal force field, fake friends, faker parts, butlers, elections, towns, trouble, limos and so on. However, even major time moolash can not purchase for free, 'real' relationships, and 'real' experiences, in 'real' places, with 'real' people and their 'real' faces. I have to thank Lips for that gem filled bucket of wisdom. It can,(cash emulate life) but the sincerity rate is low on the 'real-ness' scale. So low, in fact that it cannot be measured and when it does inflate to viewable levels - the results can are quite disturbing and not too, 'real.' (eg. Tiger, any politician, Kurt Cobain, Oprah, Mike Jackson, so on and so on.) What I'm saying or trying to say is, that last night's party was fun and good fun is not free. Or is it? I'm confused by my own confusion of myself. Was that a gun I just heard or leftover fireworks from last night's display? Hopefully it was a car backfiring. But if it was a gun, hopefully it is a small one and not being directed towards my house. ***Look for NY's pic lower on down the page***
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THE 1 THING I LEARNED TODAY

If you ride your bike in 4 completely different directions. You can tell exactly which way the wind is blowing. That is, if you're fairly good with directions.

TOP 7 BEST THINGS ABOUT CAMPING (in my opinion)

  • 1. Picking A Site (if there are any good ones left or any at all)
  • 2. Sleeping outside yet still really sleeping inside
  • 3. Smoke/Trees/Coolers Mosquitoes/Flashlights/Folding Chairs/Hot Dogs/Sand/Stars Sweatshirts/Swimming/Fried Fish/Air Mattresses/Good times
  • 4. Sitting at a picnic table, eating chips while reading a good book with a beer in hand, a fire being lit and a good nights sleep on the way.
  • 5. Drinking light beer all day so you don't have to stop drinking at all.
  • 6. The Drive There
  • 7. Going for a short walk around the campground with your g/f as smoke, laughter and song fill the air

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"If opinions upon any of these matters had been chalked on the pavement, nobody would have stopped to read them. The nonchalance of the hurrying feet would have rubbed them out in half an hour" - Virginia Woolf, on important things.

TOP 7 FAVOURITE THINGS I PREFER TO DO WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY TIME

  • Write, record and then listen to a cool new song that I hope my friends and Mom will say they like
  • Turn on the radio, and watch television, but mute the volume
  • Ask the cat if he has any solid advice about mutual funds, or life in general
  • Call an equally bored friend in hopes of doing something fun together for as much time as possible or until one has to leave or doesn't want to hang out anymore
  • Wash the dishes. However, if there are not any dirty dishes, put the clean ones away. If there are no clean dishes to put away, make some dinner --- using the clean dishes you just put away
  • Go for long, extended, non-thought provoking bike rides down unfamiliar streets (only if the weather is comfortable)
  • Stroke my beard

Top 8 things that i've seen quite a few times but am still taken aback every time it happens

  • Someone saying something weird, thus making the situation awkward (myself included here)
  • An aggressive strike
  • An extra large poo (Gross but True) Dun dunt dunt dunt dunna nunna nunna (repeated)
  • Random Acts of Senseless Violence
  • An awesome double play/and or catch or an insane alley-oop or an amazing hockey save/and or goal or a crazy touchdown catch
  • Police Action
  • Nature/and or epic nature films
  • A celebrity death
You will never see a skater kid smoking cigarettes, but you will see him drinking Arizona Iced Tea in ill fitting jeans.
"If the forecast calls for rain, and you still decide to fix your roof, maybe you should consider re-scheduling - or work faster."

Top 1 thing I prefer to do in the rain

  • Staying Indoors

51.5 Degrees of Jason Primeau

  • Connection of Miscellaneous Words and Things
  • Connect Four
  • The Four Tops
  • The Final Four
  • The Fab Four
  • Liverpool
  • London
  • The Thames River
  • Rivers Cuomo
  • Joan Rivers
  • Obnoxious orange cat
  • Garfield
  • Garfunkel
  • Art
  • A mural
  • Intramural Sports
  • Extra curricular activity
  • Face Wash
  • Car Wash
  • Washing Vegetables
  • Cabbage
  • Cabbage Rolls
  • Chicken Balls
  • The Chinese Language
  • Don't understand it
  • The economy
  • A huge dissapointment
  • Dontrell Willis
  • Bruce Willis
  • Bruce Peninsula
  • Iberian Peninsula
  • Kingdom of Spain
  • Cocker Spaniel
  • Joe and Dog
  • Humans and Animals
  • Sitting /standing up/or walking
  • My position
  • Windsor
  • Has an OHL team
  • Does not have an OHL team
  • North Bay
  • Joe Maksoud
  • Billy Joel
  • Uptown Girl
  • Downtown Restaurant
  • Bubi's
  • Bubi's Sauce
  • Tomato Sauce
  • Primo's
  • Keith Primeau
  • Jason Primeau's cousin
  • Jason Primeau
"In baseball you gotta grow up fast." - Tommy Lasorda on why you can win with a young team.

"If you wanna win the World Series you gotta play for the name on the front of the jersey, not the one on the back. " - TL

Top 5 things I prefer doing while sitting

  • Unnecessarily honking car horns from the passenger seat
  • Drinking a coffee while reading a book about my favourite things in a well lit room with my favourite friends
  • Watching a good movie, but not a long movie (because then my back gets stiff)
  • Cruising aimlessly and without time constraints in the county
  • Going #2

Top 5 things I prefer not doing while standing

  • Going #2
  • Getting Punched in the stomach
  • Walking outside in the cold while holding an object that is blocking my line of sight
  • Sleeping
  • Running semi- far distances for semi-very long
"If your cat goes outside, it is convenient because it will poo outside. But if your cat's litter box is in the bathroom, it is convenient because you can flush the poo down the toilet."

"You will never see a Chinese man in public with his shirt off. But if you cough in public near a Chinese man, he will cover his mouth."