If poll dancing is going to be an Olympic event, then so should: DJing, giving massages, selling drugs, taking drugs, bar tending, pie/cow tongue/hot dog eating contests, security guarding, lighting a flame with a fart, riding an elevator/and or escalator, cow tipping, picking your nose/and or biting your nails, riding the bus, using velcro, hailing a cab, eating Chinese food with chopsticks, looking directly at an eclipse, ball room dancing (it was, or is, or might be?), playing Hungry Hungry Hippo, tying your shoe, unknoting tough knots, mashing potatoes with a knife, helping your friend move, using the buddy system on a field trip, not waiting half an hour before swimming after eating, buying booze for teenagers, eating rice with no hands, running quickly from your car to the house because its raining pretty hard, cutting the grass on a riding lawnmower, going to a killer house party, missing recycling/and or garbage day, watching a good movie on your favourite couch, finding twenty bucks on the sidewalk, opening a can of brown beans with a knife because your can opener broke, breaking in a new hat in the shower and sweating awkwardly and profusely in anxious social situations.
I really find your writing amusing. Keep on doing what you are doing.
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